PLAYS WELL WITH: Vodka, gin, tequila, white rum

INGREDIENTS: tomato, dill pickle, horseradish, jalapeno, lemon, lime, celery, spices

THE PROCESS: simply add 12oz of your favourite spirit (or boiled water for spirit-free goodness), shake (with the lid secured), and let sit in a cool spot for about 3 days give or take, tasting daily until the desired infusion and flavour has been achieved. Strain then enjoy, in that order. Tell your friends wild, fabricated stories of your basement alchemy in preparing this tasty masterpiece!